what is there even to say. pretty self-explanatory. what do you want from me.

okay so i understand that he’s wearing the Jokestrap™ which is telling a VERY FUNNY joke, but i can’t for the life of me remember why he has his foot stuck in a bucket of mayo. there was probably an explanation for this at one time, but it is forever lost, like tears in the rain. see also: Cockulator™

do you remember when Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was in the news because he made an insane comment about how the internet was like a series of tubes? also do you remember prolific songwriter and musician Sufjan Stevens? well if you do, you’re in a for a real treat. if not, uhh, here is something anyway. (turns out they …

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