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  • Axl Rose Riding a Brontosaurus

    calendar Apr 1, 2025  · historical figure musician dinosaur axl rose  ·
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    Axl Rose Riding a Brontosaurus

    what is there even to say. pretty self-explanatory. what do you want from me.


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  • Axl Rose Uses the Jokestrap™

    calendar Apr 1, 2025  · historical figure musician jokestrap axl rose  ·
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    Axl Rose Uses the Jokestrap™

    okay so i understand that he’s wearing the Jokestrap™ which is telling a VERY FUNNY joke, but i can’t for the life of me remember why he has his foot stuck in a bucket of mayo. there was probably an explanation for this at one time, but it is forever lost, like tears in the rain. see also: Cockulator™


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  • The Stevens vs. Hillary Clintron

    calendar Jul 6, 2007  · political figure musician robot  ·
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    The Stevens vs. Hillary Clintron

    do you remember when Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was in the news because he made an insane comment about how the internet was like a series of tubes? also do you remember prolific songwriter and musician Sufjan Stevens? well if you do, you’re in a for a real treat. if not, uhh, here is something anyway. (turns out they …


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