something about inanimate objects eating other inanimate objects intrigues me. maybe i should go to therapy

therapy is looking more and more like a good idea

yeah, shoes made of nuts. you come up with something better. go ahead. i’m waiting

worthless. really.

you know… like a candy bar made from crows. what more do you want from meeeee

yep

gross

the pinnacle of modern snacknology

a story about a toothbrush named terwilliger. unfortunately i only have a handful of images saved on my computer, and none of the text. so use your imagination! for once! click through to the full post to see even more terwilliger and his various “adventures”

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