okay so i understand that he’s wearing the Jokestrap™ which is telling a VERY FUNNY joke, but i can’t for the life of me remember why he has his foot stuck in a bucket of mayo. there was probably an explanation for this at one time, but it is forever lost, like tears in the rain. see also: Cockulator™

What if you always had a calculator “at-hand”? Well now you can. It’s the Cockulator™. “The calculator underpants.” I once had a physics professor whose heavy accent made the word calculate sound like ‘cockulate’, and so the idea was born here in the pages of my college notebook. And now, for a limited time, …

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