another one of these things where you pick two words and smoosh them together and then draw it and then post it on the internet and then regret it

according to the internet, “sad foot” is associated with an iconic rotating sign in Los Angeles. The sign, originally from a podiatrist’s office, features two sides: one depicting a “happy foot” and the other a “sad foot”.

no good for salads, no good for pasta

isn’t it ironic. doncha think

i was gonna try writing a caption for all of these stupid drawings and man… this is a really a slog. what can you even say about this one? just a stupid idea poorly executed. that should probably be the caption for every single one

wow extremely clever

a story about a toothbrush named terwilliger. unfortunately i only have a handful of images saved on my computer, and none of the text. so use your imagination! for once! click through to the full post to see even more terwilliger and his various “adventures”

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What if you always had a calculator “at-hand”? Well now you can. It’s the Cockulator™. “The calculator underpants.” I once had a physics professor whose heavy accent made the word calculate sound like ‘cockulate’, and so the idea was born here in the pages of my college notebook. And now, for a limited time, …

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i think this one speaks to a larger trend of all these drawing where we find that the intended emotional response is to say “aw poor little fella”

all dressed up but nowhere to go