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  • The Cockulator™

    calendar Apr 19, 2025  · cockulator jokestrap  ·
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    The Cockulator™

    What if you always had a calculator “at-hand”? Well now you can. It’s the Cockulator™. “The calculator underpants.” I once had a physics professor whose heavy accent made the word calculate sound like ‘cockulate’, and so the idea was born here in the pages of my college notebook. And now, for a limited time, …


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  • Arbys = Paradise

    calendar Mar 25, 2025  · arbys  ·
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    Arbys = Paradise

    Hey remember that time I ate five (5) Arby’s roast beef sandwiches in one sitting? Here are some unflattering photos from that fateful night.


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  • Axe Magician

    calendar Jan 5, 2025  · axe magic tophat  ·
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    Axe Magician

    this is one that i have no recollection of at all. i guess i thought it would be funny if it was pulling a tree out of a hat instead of a rabbit for some reason. is it funny? sort of? because you can cut a tree down with an axe? i really should have thought this one through a bit more.


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  • Sir Reginald Muffin-Tin, Earl of Muffington

    calendar Jan 2, 2025  · tophat monocle  ·
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    Sir Reginald Muffin-Tin, Earl of Muffington

    i was gonna try writing a caption for all of these stupid drawings and man… this is a really a slog. what can you even say about this one? just a stupid idea poorly executed. that should probably be the caption for every single one


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  • Man Things

    calendar Jul 15, 2007  · fish beverage men  ·
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    Man Things

    just stuff manly stuff. click through to the full post to see all of the dumb masculine junk that i once thought were mildly amusing


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  • Angry Soda Can

    calendar Jan 1, 2005  · angry soda  ·
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    Angry Soda Can

    i dunno man. this is just one of those ones that isn’t anything, really


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  • Arm Chair

    calendar Jan 1, 2005  · arm chair  ·
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    Arm Chair

    just really stupid. unimaginably dumb. no excuse


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