his musical legacy is well-documented, but there is no information about him having any connection to the world of competitive curling.

wow extremely clever

wow so very and extremely clever

kinda obvious. who cares. come at me

this isn’t real a pun or even a play on words. just like a dumb guy’s idea of a “smart” joke

a story about a toothbrush named terwilliger. unfortunately i only have a handful of images saved on my computer, and none of the text. so use your imagination! for once! click through to the full post to see even more terwilliger and his various “adventures”

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was this originally a belle and sebastian reference? or something even more stupid. post your guesses in the comments below!!

What if you always had a calculator “at-hand”? Well now you can. It’s the Cockulator™. “The calculator underpants.” I once had a physics professor whose heavy accent made the word calculate sound like ‘cockulate’, and so the idea was born here in the pages of my college notebook. And now, for a limited time, …

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do you remember when Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was in the news because he made an insane comment about how the internet was like a series of tubes? also do you remember prolific songwriter and musician Sufjan Stevens? well if you do, you’re in a for a real treat. if not, uhh, here is something anyway. (turns out they …

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