The Cockulator™

What if you always had a calculator “at-hand”? Well now you can. It’s the Cockulator™. “The calculator underpants.”

I once had a physics professor whose heavy accent made the word calculate sound like ‘cockulate’, and so the idea was born here in the pages of my college notebook.

And now, for a limited time, introducing The Jokestrap™. It’s basically a just a loudspeaker device that has some pre-recorded jokes on it. “Pretty good if you ask me.”