wendell, you’re fucked

does this even look like al gore? like at all? the only thing i can do here is apologize

i dunno man. this is just one of those ones that isn’t anything, really

Hey remember that time I ate five (5) Arby’s roast beef sandwiches in one sitting? Here are some unflattering photos from that fateful night.

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just really stupid. unimaginably dumb. no excuse

this is one that i have no recollection of at all. i guess i thought it would be funny if it was pulling a tree out of a hat instead of a rabbit for some reason. is it funny? sort of? because you can cut a tree down with an axe? i really should have thought this one through a bit more.

what is there even to say. pretty self-explanatory. what do you want from me.

okay so i understand that he’s wearing the Jokestrap™ which is telling a VERY FUNNY joke, but i can’t for the life of me remember why he has his foot stuck in a bucket of mayo. there was probably an explanation for this at one time, but it is forever lost, like tears in the rain. see also: Cockulator™

really stupid

i think this is a song by a band called ‘sweet’ however i cannot be bothered to check