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What if you always had a calculator “at-hand”? Well now you can. It’s the Cockulator™. “The calculator underpants.” I once had a physics professor whose heavy accent made the word calculate sound like ‘cockulate’, and so the idea was born here in the pages of my college notebook. And now, for a limited time, …
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okay so i understand that he’s wearing the Jokestrap™ which is telling a VERY FUNNY joke, but i can’t for the life of me remember why he has his foot stuck in a bucket of mayo. there was probably an explanation for this at one time, but it is forever lost, like tears in the rain. see also: Cockulator™
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Hey remember that time I ate five (5) Arby’s roast beef sandwiches in one sitting? Here are some unflattering photos from that fateful night.
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this is one that i have no recollection of at all. i guess i thought it would be funny if it was pulling a tree out of a hat instead of a rabbit for some reason. is it funny? sort of? because you can cut a tree down with an axe? i really should have thought this one through a bit more.
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