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  • Headless Presidents

    calendar Apr 19, 2025  · historical figure political figure  ·
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    Headless Presidents

    Here are some US presidents who are missing their heads. BONUS: Shirtless presidents.


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  • The Cockulator™

    calendar Apr 19, 2025  · cockulator jokestrap  ·
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    The Cockulator™

    What if you always had a calculator “at-hand”? Well now you can. It’s the Cockulator™. “The calculator underpants.” I once had a physics professor whose heavy accent made the word calculate sound like ‘cockulate’, and so the idea was born here in the pages of my college notebook. And now, for a limited time, …


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  • Axl Rose Riding a Brontosaurus

    calendar Apr 1, 2025  · historical figure musician dinosaur axl rose  ·
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    Axl Rose Riding a Brontosaurus

    what is there even to say. pretty self-explanatory. what do you want from me.


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  • Axl Rose Uses the Jokestrap™

    calendar Apr 1, 2025  · historical figure musician jokestrap axl rose  ·
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    Axl Rose Uses the Jokestrap™

    okay so i understand that he’s wearing the Jokestrap™ which is telling a VERY FUNNY joke, but i can’t for the life of me remember why he has his foot stuck in a bucket of mayo. there was probably an explanation for this at one time, but it is forever lost, like tears in the rain. see also: Cockulator™


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  • Parasite Justin and Eel Bill in … The Origins of Teddy Mustache

    calendar Apr 1, 2025  · eel bill parasite justin  ·
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    Parasite Justin and Eel Bill in ... The Origins of Teddy Mustache

    Bill and Justin accidentally create life. BONUS CONTENT: I apparently don’t know how windows work. A brief interlude regarding the floorplan of this apartment: My response: And now back to the show!


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  • Arbys = Paradise

    calendar Mar 25, 2025  · arbys  ·
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    Arbys = Paradise

    Hey remember that time I ate five (5) Arby’s roast beef sandwiches in one sitting? Here are some unflattering photos from that fateful night.


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  • Crocodile in Denial

    calendar Mar 25, 2025  · crocodile  ·
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    Crocodile in Denial

    see also: crocodile on trial


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  • Crocodile on Trial

    calendar Mar 25, 2025  · crocodile  ·
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    Crocodile on Trial

    see also: crocodile in denial


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  • Parasite Justin and Eel Bill in … Tut Sweet

    calendar Mar 1, 2025  · eel bill parasite justin  ·
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    Parasite Justin and Eel Bill in ... Tut Sweet

    Best pals Eel and Justin tour a candy factory with a deadly secret. I never finished drawing this one so I guess you’ll never find out what it is. Sorry ya’ll! To be continued! Or will it?! No!


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  • Chubby Manguin

    calendar Feb 1, 2025  · chubby  ·
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    Chubby Manguin

    see also: chubby penguin


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  • Headless Presidents
  • The Cockulator™
  • Axl Rose Riding a Brontosaurus
  • Axl Rose Uses the Jokestrap™
  • Parasite Justin and Eel Bill in … The Origins of Teddy Mustache
  • Arbys = Paradise
  • Crocodile in Denial
  • Crocodile on Trial

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